some silly jokes for u?

ever heard of tim vine, he's probably the silliest comedian i know , heres some of his jokes ' i got a job as the duke of edinburgh's hairdresser, the other day i parked outside buckingham palace and a policeman came over and said to me 'have you got a permit?' and i said 'no, i've just got to tak a bit off the back' ' the other day someone left some plasticine in my house, i dont know what to make of it' ' exit signs ...they're on the way out ,aren't they' ' when i was at school people used to keep throwing gold bars at me. i was a victim of bullion.' ' so i went to the doctors and he said to me 'you've got hypochondria.' and i said,'not that as well'''

Public Comments

1. I have to say those jokes are pretty crap how did he make it as a comedian!!!
2. LOL!!! Specially the 1st one ;)
3. i can't even call these "jokes"... there is a name for dat kinda things (i just don't wanna use the word joke) but it's a bit too rude to post here... wanna hear it?? than email me, and i'll tell you, and maybe we'll get friendly while i tell youı that word... =)
4. yeah...uh jokes...not that good
5. thanks paddy,
6. lol thats good stuff I'll have to give him a try
7. i agree. there pretty rubbish. you need to watch bill bailey
8. Sorry. Didn't even crack a smile. Perhaps you have to hear them live. Because in print..... made me want to vomit.